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100 Short Funny Quotes

Author: Ankita

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You dare, take my hand and take me to where your heart is. I want to feel what it’s like to love like you.

 When you love me like that, I melt into honey. Let’s be sweet together.

 The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love.

 Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

 The reason I like you is simple – love, laughter, and your smile. 

 You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

 If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.

 Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.

 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 Fabulous ends in “us” coincidence? I think not.

  I want a cute, long relationship where everyone is like damn they’re still together?

 Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.

 My life with you is something that I would never trade, even for all of the riches under heaven.

 All the blood, sweat, and tears will be worth it when I get to spend forever by your side.

 It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you.

 I’m not perfect. I’ll annoy you, make fun of you, say stupid things, but you’ll never find someone who loves you as much as I do.

 You’ll know they’re special when no matter what kind of mood you’re in, they can always manage to make you smile.

 To be brave is to love unconditionally without expecting anything in return.

 Sometimes, it’s better to be alone… No one can hurt you.

Author: Ankita

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

 My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

 Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

 Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.

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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other. 

Author: Ankita