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In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.
I shouldn’t be allowed to go on Snapchat, Facebook or Instagram when I’m drunk!
Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.
I wonder what happens when the doctor’s wife eats an apple a day…
Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?
Are you a banker because I’d like you to leave me a loan.
Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
Here to serve…. the cat overlord.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
Have lots of hair and like ugly things.
Recovering ice cream addict.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
