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**Funny quotes about friends**

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. 

As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing. 

 Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study. 

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend. 

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. 

My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. 

The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with doremi, and friendship begins with you and me. 

**Funny quotes about friends**

I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that. 

Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. 

My imaginary friend thinks he has problems. 

There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate. 

**Funny quotes about friends**

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it! 

We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much. 

A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart. 

If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need. 

I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits." 

I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats. 

Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. 

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! 

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. 

I'm copying, my friend is copying, everyone is copying each other,... so what time is it? Exam time!

You can't make a circle of friends with a compass.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. 

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